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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma-ny Knock Knock.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma-ny knock-knock jokes can you take?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amsterdam
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of these corny knock knock jokes.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more knock knock jokes coming?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Bananas not there no more, he split!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I just forgot the joke!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
You don't have to cry, it's only a joke.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I'm going to tell this joke!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these bad knock knock jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cugat.
Cugat who?
Cugat to love my jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Darby.
Darby who?
Darby a lot of reasons why I knocked.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to do these jokes all night?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dime.
Dime who?
Dime to tell another knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the last knock - knock joke I'm telling.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dismay.
Dismay who?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying 'Whos there' every time i knock.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Genoa.
Genoa who?
Genoa any new knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys my last knock-knock joke?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough of these silly Knock Knock jokes?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hubie.
Hubie who?
Hubie-ginning to understand how these jokes work?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike-ant stop telling these jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isaac.
Isaac who?
Isaac of knock knock jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me telling you a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Joe King.
Joe King who?
Joking like this used to be considered a sickness by some people.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan to hear any more knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce please stop telling these jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major day with this joke, haven’t I?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nose!
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock knock jokes, don't worry!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar silly question, get a silly answer!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott to be funnier jokes than this.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spillane!
Spillana who?
Spillane these knock knock jokes again to me, please?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tail.
Tail who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Those.
Those who?
Those knock-knock jokes were stupid!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tsongas.
Tsongas who?
Tsongas you're here, lets tell some Knock Knock jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Viola.
Viola who?
Viola these knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don't get too excited, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?"
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock, Knock!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aww, don’t cry – it’s just a joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Please don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any funnier?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying these jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a great knock-knock joke!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke...
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