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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Willa.
Willa who?
Willa you marry me?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Actor.
Actor who?
Actor you, my dear!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, who else!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alva!
Alva who?
Alva heart!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby love, my baby love.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bar-B-Q.
Bar-B-Q who?
Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Buggy.
Buggy who?
Buggy Jean is not my lover!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher your arms around me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace with love!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill who?
Churchill be the best place for a wedding!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise is your boy friend!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gray.
Gray who?
Gray Z. about you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Guinevere.
Guinevere who?
Guinevere going to get together?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, sweetie?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you'll have me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Yoo Hoo, yourself.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you right?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ohio.
Ohio who?
Ohio feeling?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pyjamas.
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rose.
Rose who?
Rosealie, I love yous!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam & Janet.
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wiccan.
Wiccan who?
Wiccan make beautiful music together!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to my place tonight?
Knock, knock!
Whos there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know why I love you like I do?
Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any chocolates left for me?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hymen.
Hymen who?
Hymen the mood for love.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Leena.
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me and I’ll love you forever!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
(I love you!)
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, that’s who!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Will Hugh?
Will Hugh who?
Will Hugh marry me?
Knock, knock!
Whos there?
I love.
I love who?
Oh, I love you too!
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