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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time we eat, isn't it?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby good if you give me a candy.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam fly in my soup.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alba.
Alba who?
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more cookies?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana messages for me?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Buddha.
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bullet.
Bullet who?
Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter say your line now.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe tonight, I forgot my ladder!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe with you tonight!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick can catch a Tory.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you're eating!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Crispin.
Crispin who?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dee.
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Della.
Della who?
Dellacatessen food gives me gas.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eat.
Eat who?
Eat your veggies.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Egbert.
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eudy.
Eudy who?
Eudy-serve a break today.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Godunov.
Godunov who!
Godunov to eat!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grove.
Grover who?
Grover there and get me a cookie.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast please!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome pizza to me please.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Imogen.
Imogen who?
Imogen life without chocolate!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Leah.
Leah who?
Leah-n an egg for my breakfast!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I'm hungry!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Listz.
Listz who?
Listz of ingredients!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the lord...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut going down a slide!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas pass the butter!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas of the rock!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pizza
Pizza who?
Pizza on Earth, Good will to Men.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Plato.
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please.
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