Holiday Knock Knock Jokes

List of 13 Holiday Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about holidays! Our holiday knock-knock jokes will spark laughter for children, teens, and adults, no matter the season. Brimming with festive cheer and clever twists, our jokes make every day feel like a holiday. Lighten up your day and join the fun now!

Showing all 13 holiday jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amory.
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie-versary!
Submitted by: Esther
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Argo.
Argo who?
Argo down to the beach for my holidays!
Submitted by: Mustafa
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn on the fourth of July.
Submitted by: Darth Vader
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah Happy New Year!
Submitted by: Urk
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Holidays!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah body...April Fool's!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah fooling this time ... it's really me!

More funny Holiday Knock Knock Jokes below

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah something? It's still April Fool's!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple New Year!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter, who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
Submitted by: Roland
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip, who?
Phillip my bag with candy.
Submitted by: Emily H

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