Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about the outdoors! Our outdoor knock-knock jokes promise a breath of fresh laughter for children, teens, and adults. Embark on a humorous adventure under the open sky, and be ready to chuckle and giggle. Start your laughter-filled outdoor expedition today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison it's dark outside!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon cold out here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up - it's cold out here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie on camping!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cumin.
Cumin who?
Cumin side, its freezing out there!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido I have to wait outside?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus you don't want to play?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be outside for a change.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ina Claire.
Ina Claire who?
Ina Claire day, you can see forever.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
India.
India who?
India good old summertime.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver clothes are getting wet, it's pouring with rain out here.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa green until Autumn.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ant.
Ant who?
Antartic!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer buzzing, it must be spring.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me today?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel my skateboard and landed on my knee.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up it’s cold outside!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice Cube!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Igloo.
Igloo who?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kelp.
Kelp who?
Kelp me. I can’t swim!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philippa.
Philippa who?
Philippa bathtub — I’m covered in mud.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow skating today – the ice is too thin!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing this afternoon?
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