Discover our humorous collection of knock-knock jokes about vehicles! Our Vehicle knock knock jokes take you on a ride of humor, designed for children, teens, and adults alike. Accelerate into the world of wit and laughter, where fun meets the fast lane!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Acid.
Acid who?
Acid down - you're rocking the boat.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Betsy.
Betsy who?
Betsy of all, it's a cadillac!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny got run over by a car.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
CarGo Beep Beep!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Carl get you there faster than a bike.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dee Wilson.
Dee Wilson who?
Dee Wilson the bus go round and round.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel off my bike and cut my knee!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Is a bell necessary on a bicycle
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel necessary for riding a bike?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jane.
Jane who?
Jane's fighting ships - and she's winning!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
John.
John who?
John the Air Force and see the world!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Levin.
Levin who?
Levin on a jet plane.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Man de life-boat de ship is sinking.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Mandy lifeboats - the ship has hit an iceberg!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my gas tank, please, I've got a long way to go!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Fill up the gas tank, I'm running low.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Quintus.
Quintus who?
Quintus the next train arrive?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Renato.
Renato who?
Renato gas for my car!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Toyota.
Toyota who?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda where I put my car keys!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chooch.
Chooch who?
Are you pretending to be a train today?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle on a bike.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan working on the railroad.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!
Knock—Knock!
Who’s there?
Park.
Park who?
Park your bike!
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