Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about technical subjects! Our technical knock-knock jokes blend humor with science and tech, sparking curiosity in children, engaging teens, and amusing adults. Learn, laugh, and love the comedy of technology!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark-um cleaner broke. Can I borrow yours?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aldo
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for a video game system!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix the television.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Buster tire, can I use your phone!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cain and Abel.
Cain and Abel who?
Cain talk now - Abel tomorrow.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Disk.
Disk who?
Disk is a recording, please leave your message after the beep!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Get off.
Get off who?
Get off the internet!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Halifax.
Halifax who?
Halifax you if you fax me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida Who?
Ida called first, but the phone's not working.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Recorder.
Recorder who?
Recoder the show for me tonight will you please!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Nope, Google.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I unusually prefer Google.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yahoo.
Yahoo who?
Yahoo Mountain Dew!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Did you you say Yahoo.com?!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Keyboard.
Keyboard who?
Keyboard on my computer won’t work.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Woodshop.
Woodshop who?
Woodshop please log off this website and go tell your kid a joke!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yourself.
Yourself who?
Your cell phone’s ringing you better answer it.
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