Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about "Let me in"! These quirky 'Let me in' knock-knock jokes are a guaranteed crowd-pleaser for children, teens, and adults. With an array of comical characters knocking at your door, you'll be giggling from start to finish. Come on in and start laughing today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way - I'm coming in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue who?
Are you going to let me in or not!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Been waiting out here for ages so let me in.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva I told you, would you let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gillette.
Gillette who?
If Gillette me in, I won't knock anymore.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hank.
Hank who?
Hank you for letting me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet it up, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out here in the cold while some idiot keeps saying "Who's there?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh is going to let me in then?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Juliet.
Juliet who!
Juliet me in, please!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kenny.
Kenny who?
Kenny let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kyle.
Kyle who?
Kyle be good if you let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny in the house please!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Let us.
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lisa.
Lisa who?
Lisa you can do is let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Martini.
Martini who?
Martini hands are frozen, let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen who?
Owen are you going to let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ray.
Ray who?
Ray-ning cats and dogs out here, please let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to come in.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stu.
Stu who?
Stu late to be standing out here in the cold!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet me in, it's waining out here.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yucky.
Yucky who?
Ya keep a knockin', but you can't come in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in now.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple your hair if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess cut the talking and let me in.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, this is getting silly!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on the front porch. Let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I use my key but I lost it. Can you let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold out here so let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wevilly.
Wevilly who?
Wevilly want to come in please!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
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