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I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Knock, knock!
Alright, come in.
Knock, knock!
Do you remember me?
Yes.
Will you always remember me?
Yes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ha! I knew you wouldn't remember me.
Knock, knock!
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
...
Uncomfortable silence who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Door-bell repair man.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Granny
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Granny
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aunt!
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Granny's gone home?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tonto.
Tonto who?
Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emanuel.
Emanuel who?
Emanuel late, it's Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
(Stay silent)
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Co...
You should say "Control freak who" now.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
God.
Who?
God.
Who?
God.
Must be the wind.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Impatient parrot.
Impatient par...
SQUAAWK!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Not you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Short-term memory loss.
Short-term memory loss who?
Knock, knock!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
...
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Knock, knock!
Yes...who is it?
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes I will.
Knock knock
Who's there?
See–you've forgotten me already.
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