Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about families! Our family knock-knock jokes create belly laughs for children, teens, and adults. Packed with relatable humor and shared giggles, we bridge generations with laughter. Ready to strengthen family bonds with a dose of hilarity? Dive into our jokes today!
Knoc, knock!
Who's there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummeasles are better so can i come in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amazon.
Amazon who?
Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, little baby.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe baby sit saturday night?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Enid.
Enid who?
Enid to take a nap!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
India.
India who?
India night time I go to sleep!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Irma.
Irma who?
Irma big girl now.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kristin.
Kristin who?
Kristin the baby in church!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mommy.
Mommy who?
Mommy'll tell you when she gets here.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isnt it?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Senior.
Senior who?
Senior so nosy, im not going to tell you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing right now!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Susan.
Susan who?
Susan socks go on your feet.
Knock, knock!
Whos there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Acute.
Acute who?
Acute little boy/girl.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plane later!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just me.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eat mop.
Eat mop who?
Ewww! Eat your OWN poo!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I dunup.
I dunup who?
Ewww that’s what that smell is!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss the grandma!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Martini
Martini who?
Martini pants won’t fit you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
EW! I don’t want to smell your poo!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wonnap.
Wonnap who?
Go to the toilet then!
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