Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about sports! From baseball bats to football punts, our sport knock-knock jokes are sure to score with children, teens, and adults alike. Get your game face on and enjoy laughs that are a real home run!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Let's.
Let's who?
Let's go for a swim!
Knock, knock!
Who's there
Beecher.
Beecher who?
Beecher at any game you pick.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adelia.
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play poker.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy winner is ...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Caitlin.
Caitlin who?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe you come over and play?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fred.
Fred who?
Fred I can't play today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey gonna play this game forever?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
James.
James who?
James people play!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go and play golf!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omega.
Omega who?
Omega best man win!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Raoul.
Raoul who?
Raoul with the punches!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tahiti.
Tahiti who?
Tahiti home run you have to be a swinger.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis Five plus Five!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis is five plus five!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tennyson.
Tennyson who?
Tennys, Son, is a love-ly game.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep uriah on the ball!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me in the mouf dat why I talk dis way.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
I’m always Amy for the top!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella the ball.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben out of shape so I’m working out.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone in this village play football?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Soccer.
Soccer who?
Socc-ser in the drawer.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis my favorite number!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis-see!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda buy a new football?
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