Animal Knock Knock Jokes

List of 26 Animal Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about animals! Engage your wild side with these animal knock-knock jokes, designed to tickle the funny bone of children, teens, and adults alike. Dive into a world of laughter with our clever, family-friendly humor. Uncover your roaring laughter today!

Showing all 26 animal jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alli.
Alli who?
Alligator, that's who!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Caterpillar.
Caterpillar who?
Caterpillar a few mice for you!
Submitted by: Valeria
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dimitri.
Dimitri who?
Dimitri is where lamb chops grow.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!
Submitted by: Aleea
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Get Giraffe out here
Submitted by: CoHo
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I'm starving!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Janet.
Janet who?
Janet a big fish?
Submitted by: Rafael
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No, Kangaroo!
Submitted by: Henry
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Leslie.
Leslie who?
Leslie town and go ride a horse.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Submitted by: Javier
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?
Submitted by: nealasher
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thumpin.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yvette.
Yvette who?
Yvette helps a lot of animals!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Ah, it must be spring!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea blind mice.
Submitted by: Ryan
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger, I’ve got the buns and the relish!
Submitted by: Imogen O
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a steak.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lemming.
Lemming who?
Lemming tree is very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!

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