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Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. it’s a pointless joke.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
Aww, come on! Don't you know who Abe Lincoln is?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abie.
Abie who?
ABIE....C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P....etc.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
B-2.
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bored.
Bored who?
Bored of education!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pharaoh.
Pharaoh who?
Pharaoh enough!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thayer.
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Vivaldi.
Vivaldi who?
Vivaldi books, there's nothing to read!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Warner.
Warner who?
Warner lift to school?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a mistake, give me an eraser.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida huge breakfast before school today.
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any sweets in your pocket?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Betsy.
Betsy who?
Betsy of all, school’s almost over.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it – this joke is pointless.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Door
Door who?
Do-your homework!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, it’s from whom!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Henriette.
Henriette who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona brand new school bag!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for school!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Schnauzer.
Schnauzer who?
Schnauzer (so how’s your) homework coming?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sty.
Sty who?
Sty home from school if you feel ill.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara is another school day. Yuk!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren you in this same class last year?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Whitcomb.
Whitcomb who?
Whitcomb first, the chicken or the egg?
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