Discover our funny collection of knock-knock jokes about money! Filled with laughs for children, teens, and adults, our Money knock knock jokes offer a wealth of comedy. Cash in on the fun with our clever wordplay and unexpected punchlines. Let's make laughter the best currency!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A Nicholas.
A Nicholas who?
A Nicholas not much money these days.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam up and send me the bill.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Allied.
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bush.
Bush who?
Bush your money where your mouth is!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cannelloni.
Cannelloni who?
Cannelloni some money till next week?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’m allergic to nuts!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I lend you money!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides and I ain't buyin you no more.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut lending me five dollars?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hanover.
Hanover who?
Hanover your money!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be rich!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas half as much as a dime.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Perth.
Perth who?
Perth full of money!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phoebe.
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree coins in a fountain.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Valencia.
Valencia who?
Valencia dollar, will you pay it back?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Vidal.
Vidal who?
Vidal like to be rich!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wheelbarrow.
Wheelbarrow who?
Wheelbarrow some money and go on holiday!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yolanda.
Yolanda who?
Yolanda me some money.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yolande.
Yolande who?
Yolande me a dollar, I'll pay you back next week!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy so money..
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bellows.
Bellows who?
Bellows me money, have you seen him?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take some peanuts!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
You’re nuts!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Len.
Len who?
Len me ten bucks until payday.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Money.
Money who?
Money who talks.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle a little money!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money if you don’t mind!
Feel free to share these jokes about money jokes with your family, friends, relatives, co-workers, classmates, partner, training buddy or on social media!
Do you have a funny joke about money jokes that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!
Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great knock knock jokes.