Cook Jokes

Explore our great collection of knock knock jokes that have the response 'Cook' to the classic prompt, 'Who's there?

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List of 5 Cook Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
That's the first one I've heard this year.
Submitted by: Yusuf
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
What are you, some kind of bird clock?
Submitted by: Treasure
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yes you are!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Ah, it must be spring!