Madame Jokes

Explore our great collection of knock knock jokes that have the response 'Madame' to the classic prompt, 'Who's there?

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List of 3 Madame Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame egg broke!
Submitted by: Blake
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot will be up your butt if you don't open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in the door!