Explore our great collection of knock knock jokes that have the response 'Police' to the classic prompt, 'Who's there?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open the door.
I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Please open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Pol-e-s-e open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in it's raining out here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s could out here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!