Stopwatch Jokes

Explore our great collection of knock knock jokes that have the response 'Stopwatch' to the classic prompt, 'Who's there?

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List of 4 Stopwatch Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing right now!
Submitted by: Loren
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and pay attention!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doin’ and open the stupid door.