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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Burglar.
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t knock.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Calder.
Calder who?
Calder police-I've been robbed.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carlene.
Carlene who?
Carlene against that wall?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Courtney.
Courtney who?
Courtney burglars recently!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the FBI. Open Up!!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Handel.
Handel who?
Handel over your money, it’s a stick-up!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Juice.
Juice who?
Juice on the jury!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip the bag with money, this is a stick up.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open the door.
I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Please open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Pol-e-s-e open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in it's raining out here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rob.
Rob who?
Robbers are chasing me, open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
I am Robin you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, so hand over your dough.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your house!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back or i'll shoot!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tick.
Tick who?
Tick em up and give me all your money!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s could out here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — put your hands up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The KGB.
The KGB who?
The KGB will ask the questions around here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tullos.
Tullos who?
Tullos all your secrets!
Knock, knock!
Who`s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!
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