Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about doctors! Our doctor knock-knock jokes are the best remedy for children, teens, and adults craving laughter. Combining medical mirth with a healthy dose of humor, we provide the perfect prescription for fun. Book your appointment for laughter today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, i'm sick!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Precisely.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You know my name!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You're right!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Goose.
Goose who!
Goose see a doctor, you don't look well!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
I'm a doctor!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Minneapolis.
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sara
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Vanilla.
Vanilla who?
Vanilla call the doctor?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
3:30.
3:30 who?
I made a doctor appointment for 3:30!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I didn’t think that the office started til 8 o’clock.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house? I’m feeling ill!
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