Miscellaneous Jokes Starting With D

List of 26 Miscellaneous Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our entertaining collection of knock-knock jokes about miscellaneous topics! From zany to absurd, our Miscellaneous knock knock jokes cater to children, teens, and adults. Dive into a wide-ranging assortment of humorous wordplays and laugh out loud with the unexpected punchlines. Let's get chuckling!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn do anything I wouldn't do.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Delores.
Delores who?
Delores my shepherd.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Denver.
Denver who?
Denver the good old days!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dill.
Dill who?
Dill we meet again!
Submitted by: Ivy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
Submitted by: Mason
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dome.
Dome who?
Dome you recognize my voice!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut make your Brown eyes Blue?
Submitted by: Tiffany

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dot.
Dot who?
Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut thing till you hear from me.
Submitted by: Clarence
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favour and get lost!
Submitted by: Alice
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dungeon.
Dungeon who?
Dungeon? Not by a long shot!
Submitted by: Peter
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dad.
Dad who?
Dad fuel to the fire!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
Submitted by: Orion
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dish.
Dish who?
Dish is a nice place!
Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very nice house!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes getting boring!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the cops, open up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
Submitted by: Blake
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone live here anymore!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Drew.
Drew who?
Drew you remember the time?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Just duck! They’re throwing things at us!
Submitted by: Luna

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