Weather Knock Knock Jokes

List of 18 Weather Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our entertaining collection of knock-knock jokes about weather! Our Weather knock knock jokes bring a downpour of laughter for children, teens, and adults alike. Dive into a climate of comedy, where the forecast always promises a burst of sunshine and giggles!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Accordian.
Accordian who?
Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow.
Submitted by: Angeline
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the paper, it's gonna rain tonight.
Submitted by: Sienna
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alice.
Alice who?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!
Submitted by: John
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here - let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eskimo.
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions - he'll tell you no lies!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover who?
Hoover the rainbow!
Submitted by: Gauge
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hurricane.
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ina Claire.
Ina Claire who?
Ina Claire day, you can see for miles!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing outside.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one at home at my house.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Submitted by: Brianna
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today; cloudy tomorrow.
Submitted by: Jane
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Winter.
Winter who?
Winternips grow on the tundra, you know summer has arrived!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow point pretending you don’t know me.
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Weather.
Weather who?
Weather smoke, there's fire.
Submitted by: Loki
Knock, knock!
Who's There?
Accordian.
Accordian who?
Accordian to the Weather Channel, its going to snow tomorrow!
Knock, kock!
Who's there?
Accordian.
Accordian who?
Accordian to the weatherman it's gonna rain tomorrow.
Submitted by: Yasmin

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