Explore our great collection of knock knock jokes that have the response 'Philip' to the classic prompt, 'Who's there?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my gas tank, please, I've got a long way to go!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip a chair and I'll tell you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my glass will you please!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip the tank, I’ve got a long way to go.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my cup, I’m thirsty!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip up my cup I’m thirsty!