Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about drinks! Quench your thirst for humor with our drink knock-knock jokes, guaranteed to entertain children, teens, and adults. From bubbly soda giggles to frothy coffee chuckles, we serve a perfect blend of wit and whimsy. Ready to sip on laughter? Join us today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later this afternoon!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bud.
Bud who?
Budweiser, the King of Beers!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Esme.
Esme who?
Esme tea ready yet?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Quentin.
Quentin who?
Quentin my thirst!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like a cold beer.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sid.
Sid who?
Sid down and have a cup of coffee.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wool
Wool who?
Wool you get me a drink!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abraham.
Abraham who?
Abraham cracker and milk would be great.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Diana.
Diana who?
Diana thirst too!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eaton
Eaton who?
Eaton cookies, need some milk.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some milk!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my cup, I’m thirsty!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip up my cup I’m thirsty!
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