Discover our funny collection of knock-knock jokes about dogs! Our dog knock-knock jokes fetch grins for children, teens, and adults alike. With a tail-wagging blend of canine comedy, we guarantee a barking good time. Ready to unleash laughter? Join our pack of giggles today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more dogs out there?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dash.
Dash who?
Daschund!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dasum.
Dasum who?
Dasum cute dog!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut pull my dog's tail, or he'll bite you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea from that dog before he bites us!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
How.
How who?
How will we get away from that mean dog?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl we get away from that mean dog over there?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I bring my dog inside?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you walk the dog for me?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver sudden my dog went crazy!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Patsy.
Patsy who?
Patsy dog on the head, he likes it.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Puppy.
Puppy who?
Puppy love!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron a little faster, will you? There's a pit bull after us!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah dog in there with you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Senior.
Senior who?
Senior dog digging in the trash yesterday.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Terry.
Terry who?
Terry bull she cant get down!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck, and my dog can't get out!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ty.
Ty who?
Ty up the dog before he runs away.
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