Food Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding in your face!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sleet.
Sleet who?
Sleet, I'm starving!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey to cook in the pan!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time to eat isn’t it?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada lot for breakfast and now I’m going to throw up!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot more than I should have!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alva.
Alva who?
Alva nother piece please!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nother napkin.

Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie-qued chicken is ready if you want some!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer good at making honey.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bert.
Bert who?
Bert the toast, try again.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broccoli?
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cachet.
Cachet who?
Cacciatore.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it. I have hot pizza.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you eat!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Four Eggs.
Four Eggs who?
Four Eggs ample!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Geno.
Geno who?
Geno I don't like to eat broccoli!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Icing.
Icing who?
Icing so loudly everyone can hear me!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all the food!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho cheese!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we could go to eat?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my chewing gum by mistake!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta la vista, gringo.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-za - but you took so long I’ve already eaten it!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza great guy, but he’s on holiday - that’s why I’ve come to your house!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sid.
Sid who?
Sid down. It’s time to eat!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip, who?
Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier fork for dessert.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zac
Zac who?
Zac of candy in my pocket.