Discover our funny collection of knock-knock jokes about cities! Navigate through our city knock-knock jokes, perfect for children, teens, and adults. From bustling metropolises to quaint towns, our humor tour is a one-way ticket to laughter. Gear up for a laughter-filled urban adventure today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amsterdam.
Ansterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these geography jokes.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bucharest.
Bucharest who?
Bucharest at my hotel, you'll not regret it.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chester.
Chester who?
Chester minute and I'll try to find out.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cologne.
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won't help!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eureka.
Eureka who?
Eureka something, and it really pongs.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Havanna.
Havanna who?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Macon.
Macon who?
Have you got your Macon? It's raining out here.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Medina.
Medina who?
Medina's on the table so I've got to go.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Munich.
Munich who?
Munich me sick with all these jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nicosia.
Nicosia who?
Clothing for sale. Buy your socks and Nicosia.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oslo.
Oslo who?
Oslo down, whats the hurry!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ottawa.
Ottawa who?
Ottawa know you're telling the truth?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris the thought!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Perth.
Perth who?
Perth your lips and whistle!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rome.
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Taipei.
Taipei who?
Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Teheran.
Teheran who?
Teheran and look me in the eye!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Teheran.
Teheran who?
Teheran up the road!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Toronto.
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against Knock Knock Jokes.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tripoli.
Tripoli who?
Tripoli play!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tunis.
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to our place!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Genoa.
Genoa who?
Genoa, cos I've never seen her before in my life.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juneau.
Juneau who?
Juneau the capital of Alaska?
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