Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about U.S. States! Navigate the funny side of America with our U.S. State knock-knock jokes, perfect for children, teens, and adults. Get ready for a humor road trip that brings laughter across state lines. Join the fun today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arizona.
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arkansas.
Arkansas who?
I bet Arkansas wood faster than you can!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, thank you! Hawaii you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hillary.
Hillary who?
Exactly!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
It's not Ida who, it's Idaho!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Missouri.
Missouri who?
Missouri loves company!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ohio.
Ohio who?
Ohio Silver!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tennessee.
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tennessee.
Tennessee who?
Tennessee you tonight?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Texas.
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
U tal-king to me?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska later, right now I'm trying to work out where I left her.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska later, right now I’m busy.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
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