Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes

List of 27 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our entertaining collection of knock-knock jokes about Thanksgiving! Our Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes are full of festive fun for everyone, tickling the funny bones of children, teens, and adults alike. Let's share laughter this holiday season. It's turkey time!

Showing all 27 thanksgiving jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?
Submitted by: Sirius
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
Submitted by: Olivia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ava.
Ava who?
Ava seen a play about the first Thanksgiving?
Submitted by: Michelle
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Feather.
Feather who?
Feather the last time, you have to be the turkey in the play!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren't you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I'm hungry!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie am I suppose to walk in this turkey costume?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mayflower.
Mayflower who?
Mayflowers bloom by Plymouth rock.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Musket.
Musket who?
Musket I be the turkey?
Submitted by: Casper
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head when you say "Gobble! Gobble!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Possum.
Possum who?
Possum gravy on my potatoes.
Submitted by: Noelia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don't open the door?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda be the turkey in the play?
Submitted by: Yago
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma know it's me in this turkey costume?
Submitted by: Teresa
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Arron you having more cranberry sauce?

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?
Submitted by: Hannah
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don eat all the stuffing, I want some more!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma real pig when it comes to eating Turkey!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther any more gravy?
Submitted by: Kelly
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up I’m hungry for Thanksgiving dinner!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Odette.
Odette who?
Odette’s a big turkey!
Submitted by: Kristopher
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!
Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wil Ma make lots of food again this Thanksgiving?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving who?
Thanks giving us this turkey.

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