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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska Santa for a new bike!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
I'll Alex Santa the questions if you don't mind!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita lift, Rudolph.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Census.
Census who?
Census presents for Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Claus I can't wait any longer!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me if you hear Santa coming.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I knock again will you let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Elves.
Elves who?
Elves that need directions to the North Pole!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eyewash.
Eyewash who?
Eyewash you a Merry Christmas.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, will you keep away from the tree.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gladis.
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harold.
Harold who?
Hark the Harold Angels Sing!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you since last Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
How.
How who?
How does Santa know my name!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Japans.
Japans who?
Japans what we are getting for Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy see what I see! A sled on the roof.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Merry Christma
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Meretricious.
Meretricious who?
Meretricious and a Happy New Year.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Murray
Murray who?
Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rudolf.
Rudolf who?
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus. You don't have a chimney.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Clause!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Squeamish.
Squeamish who?
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree wise men.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you're getting for Christmas?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Believe
Believe who?
Do you believe in Santa Claus!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canya.
Canya who?
Canya please get me a Christmas cookie?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ginger.
Ginger who?
The Ginger Bread Man!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
Your Santa impression needs a little work!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho, Ho, Ho.
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
Um, no, you still need to practice a bit more if you want to be Santa at the mall this year.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hoe
Hoe who?
Hoe Hoe Hoe Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly – days are here again!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hosanna.
Hosanna who?
How’s sanna claus gonna get down our chimney? We have central heating and no chimney!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas cookies!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas everybody!
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