Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about kisses! From sweet pecks to laugh-out-loud smooches, our Kiss knock knock jokes are perfect for children, teens, and adults. Ignite laughter with a touch of charm and wit, because who knew a kiss could be so amusing? Pucker up for fun today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alfalfa.
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ginny.
Ginny who?
Ginny a little kiss on my cheek!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
ME!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
How can I kiss you I'm outside!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet'in you kiss me!
Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a kiss?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butch Jimmy and Joe.
Butch Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me Jimmy a little kiss and never let me Joe.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lemme.
Lemme who?
Lemme kiss ya’.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy Who?
"Jimmy a little kiss, will ya huh?"
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