Discover our funny collection of knock-knock jokes about Valentine's Day! Fall in love with laughter with our Valentine knock knock jokes, suitable for children, teens, and adults. Celebrate the day of love with chuckles and smiles. It's laughter, with a hint of romance!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abysinnia soon.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more home like you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Avon.
Avon who?
Avon to be alone.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher arms around me honey, hold me tight.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Elba.
Elba who?
Elba down to get you in a taxi, honey.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo to my head.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hyman.
Hyman who?
Hyman the mood for love.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hymen.
Hymen who?
Hymen in the mood for love.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Manny.
Manny who?
Manny are called but few are chosen.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Maria.
Maria who?
Maria me, I love you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion who?
Marion haste. Repent at leisure.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me please?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie a tear has to fall, but it's all in the game of love.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie Who?
Minnie brave hearts are asleep in the deep.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you, too.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you too, honey.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa nothing like a dame.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
William.
William who?
William be my Valentine?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know how much I love you.
Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Time.
Time who?
Time for me to fall in love?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Valentine’s Day!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy Valentine's day!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica Valentine for me yet?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got a Valentine!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Valentine’s Day?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas be my Valentine!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
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