Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas, one and all!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive the other reindeer.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain, deer!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa body on the roof yet? It`s Christmas Eve!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa Who?
Wait, why am I at the door? I’m supposed to come down the chimney!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa Who?
Why are you at the door? We have a chimney!
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