Discover our funny collection of knock-knock jokes about keys! Unlock fun with our key knock-knock jokes suitable for kids, teens, and adults alike. Turn the key to laughter and open the door to a world of hilarious humor. Don't lock away your chuckles, get your hands on our key to comedy today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think your keys are there!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorky.
Gorky who?
Gorky will unlock the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome spaghetti through the keyhole and i'll tell you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester minute. Im trying to find my keys!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kiki.
Kiki who?
Kiki's stuck in the lock, let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lock.
Lock who?
Lock through the peep-hole and you'll see!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Norma!
Norma who?
Norma'lly I bring my own key!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olivia.
Olivia who?
Olivia but I lost the key.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pammy.
Pammy who?
Pammy the key, the door is locked!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pepsi.
Pepsi who?
Pepsi through the keyhole.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pierre.
Pierre who?
Pierre through the keyhole, you’ll see.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow user, i've forgotten my keys!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey to the right then it'll open!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yelp.
Yelp who?
Yelp me, my nose is stuck in the keyhole!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany good locks lately?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the lock!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey got lost, open up.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in this door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey, open door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I have my key.
Feel free to share these jokes about key jokes with your family, friends, relatives, co-workers, classmates, partner, training buddy or on social media!
Do you have a funny joke about key jokes that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!
Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great knock knock jokes.