Discover our amusing collection of knock-knock jokes about home! Our home knock-knock jokes serve up laughter that feels like a warm welcome for children, teens, and adults. Overflowing with cozy comedy and household hilarity, we're the comfort food of humor. Ready for a homely hoot? Step into our comedic abode today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there
Hackett.
Hackette who?
I can't Hackette-I'm going home.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron all the way home.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more at home like you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Augusta.
Augusta who?
Augusta go home now!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carlotta.
Carlotta who?
Carlotta go to the store and pick up some groceries on the way home.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me home, I'm tired!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me home, my feet are tired!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dustin.
Dustin who?
Dustin off the furniture!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oldest Son.
Oldest Son who?
Oldest Son shines bright on my old Kentucky home.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olga.
Olga who?
Olga home if you don't open up.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carry.
Carry who?
Carry me home.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you were home, I’d have brought a cake.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time! I thought you weren’t home.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany one home? Open up!
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