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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna Nother thing, how many times do I have to knock on this door before you open it?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris dropping off its hinges with all this knocking!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Enoch.
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany who?
Germany people knocking on your door today?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Fine, until you knocked on the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mavis!
Mavis who?
Mavis be the last time I knock on this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha who?
Sacha fuss, just because i knocked on your door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked on the door last time!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sasha!
Sasha who?
Sasha fuss, just because I knocked on your door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spain.
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm knocking the door down!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher to go knocking on my door in the middle of the night!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Thedore who?
Theodore wasn't open so I knocked-knocked!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time I knock on this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue answered my knocking before?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella not work so I knock on the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ages!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door too long.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen all this knocking bother you already?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how long I’ve been knocking on this door?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thor.
Thor who?
Thor knuckleth from knocking!
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