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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the barber's floor!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott you don't know who I am!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada who?
You're Ada your mind!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam if I do, and Adam if I don't.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Albee.
Albee who?
Albee a monkey's uncle!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alberta.
Alberta who?
Alberta'll be over in a minute!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alda.
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alfred.
Alfred who?
Alfred of the dark!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alfred.
Alfred who?
Alfred the needle if you sew!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alvin.
Alvin who!
Alvin a great time, how about you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amana.
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid I've forgotten!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew all over the wall!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again. OUCH!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nother minute to think it over.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annetta.
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie more of these?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ariel.
Ariel who?
Ariel live nephew of my Uncle Sam.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abel.
Abel who?
Abel to leap tall building in a single bound.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam is about to burst – run!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam up and tell me sum.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the lip.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aladdin.
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Albert.
Albert who!
Albert you can’t guess who this is!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Allison.
Allison who?
Allison to the radio every morning!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amigo.
Amigo who?
Amigo to bed now I’m tired.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Really? You don’t look like a shoe
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture on the wall.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ann.
Ann who?
An apple fell on my head.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
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