Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about names! Our Name knock knock jokes are designed to tickle the funny bones of children, teens, and adults. With a blend of humor and wit, we've got a punny name-joke for everyone. Join the laughter today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mabel!
Mabel who?
Mabel doesn't work either!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary, Mary, quite contrary how does your garden grow.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Matthew!
Matthew who?
Matthew lace has come undone, can you tie it!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae I sit next to you?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Mandy lifeboats, we’re sinking!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Manny.
Manny who?
Manny people keep asking me that!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike—robe. I’m not surprised you can’t see me, I’m very small.
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