Name Jokes Starting With P

List of 16 Name Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about names! Our Name knock knock jokes are designed to tickle the funny bones of children, teens, and adults. With a blend of humor and wit, we've got a punny name-joke for everyone. Join the laughter today!

Showing all 16 name jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pacal.
Pacal who?
Pacal your bags and get out.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paul.
Paul who?
Paul a fast one!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paul.
Paul who?
Paul shook up.
Submitted by: Kai
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paul.
Paul who?
Paul up a chair and I'll tell you!
Submitted by: Chloe G
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Perry!
Perry who?
Perry well, thank you!
Submitted by: Kennedi
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip a chair and I'll tell you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my glass will you please!

More funny Name Knock Knock Jokes below

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip the tank, I’ve got a long way to go.
Submitted by: Zarah
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philippa.
Philippa who?
Philippa will you, I need a bath!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philips.
Philips who?
Philips up a cup of water!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phineas.
Phineas who?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the forum!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis in on the news!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis is on the news!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Polly.
Polly who?
Polly ticians remain inside.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny's from heaven.

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