Door Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open up!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ailene.
Ailene who?
Ailened on the door and it opened.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alexplain everything once you’ve opened the door.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alfredo.
Alfredo who?
Alfredo the dark! Please open the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canya
Canya who?
Canya please open the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend, open the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen Who?
Dozen it get boring answering the door all the time?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileene’d on the door and broke it!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ferdie.
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time, open the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and see.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen are you going to open this darn door?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ open the door.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mango.
Mango who?
Man, go to the door and just answer it!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness wrong door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Petunia.
Petunia who?
Petunia and me, there’s only a door.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Queen yourself, I can smell you through the door.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll go away.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like you to open the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stand back; I’m gonna break down the door.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doin’ and open the stupid door.

Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winner.
Winner who?
Winner you gonna get this door fixed?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know if you don’t answer the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zapper.
Zapper who?
Zap-person at the door.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zinc.
Zinc who?
Zinc you can open zee door?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zipper.
Zipper who?
Zip-person standing at the door.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zit.
Zit who?
Zit time to open the door yet?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Seriously its yo mama open the darn door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?